The last time I watched Carlton play football (as in last weekend), the quality of footy was so putrid I was forced into a hermit lifestyle. Admittedly, this wa...
Collingwood v St Kilda: What Happened?
On a grey, dreary, cold Melbourne day, what better way to warm the soul than with a huge Sunday arvo blockbuster?...
It’s hard to believe the Giants have already been in the league for 10 years. It certainly does feel like they were only generated yesterday, but in m...
This article originally began as a joke in our Mongrel Group Chat. Even before Geelong had their obligatory first week of finals loss, I’d said I woul...
Gold Coast v St Kilda - What Happened?
I’m not entirely sure what day it is anymore, and the mass proliferation of live football on the screen hasn’t he...
North Melbourne v Adelaide - What Happened?
It was 17th against 18th on a Saturday afternoon in perfect football conditions on the Gold Coast when North...
Rounds 5, 6 & 7 Mongrel Votes
Three more weeks finished in the strangest season the AFL has ever seen, which means it’s time for a Mongrel vote upda...
It was, to borrow from Queen Liz, septem horribilis for Melbourne this week, for both the football club and the city. With a return to lockdown, the D...
Rounds 3 & 4 Mongrel Votes
It’s been a long season, and we’re only in round 4. Irrespective of the surrounding context of this AFL season, it’s indi...
